Bri

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

(via lrnao69)

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accidnet:

single and ready 2 flamingle

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(Source: mondegreener, via flowerchildish)

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

(via brandyalaine)

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

(via mindofdray)

kevdied:

i dedicate this boner to u

(via mindofdray)